Sand the enamel off the ends.

So I am ending the blog.

It was an interesting experience so let's call it a success. I was going to write a cliche-ridden poem to mark the occasion but I couldn't think of that killer rhyme for the "update."

If you read this blog, that's cool but I shudder to think about all the other similar things you waste your time doing online. Maybe you should look for a new job. If you didn't read the blog, fuck you.

All good things come to an end. But so does this.